Stand at Ease

I got the dreaded disease. Been off sick yesterday and today. It's taken a lot of phone calls and pushing but I've eventually managed to discover that the results of the swabs were negative for swine flu. It's taken a lot of hard work on my part to get this information though. Anyone else probably wouldn't have bothered and would be walking around potentially contaminating anyone they came into close contact with. Makes a mockery of the emergency plan!